News & Appearances
Tweets from the Cast
Sebastian Maniscalco
It’s here...I’ll be producing Pat McGann’s special live taping at The Vic Theater in Chicago September 15th. Get your tickets and be part of it - Link in bio | @mcgannpat https://t.co/fbDScenurc
Coming to the #SantaBarbaraBowl August 17th for my last Southern California show of 2019! Come for some wine and some laughs...
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It's been a wild ride! To thank you, I’m inviting you and a friend to be my guest at the #VMAs. Enter to win a chance to come see me and all the amazing Live performances at the Prudential center in Newark, New Jersey on 8/26. Click the link below:
https://t.co/8qWnnRnDXV
We're giving you a chance to win VIP tickets to the VMA's, roundtrip airfare, two nights in the big apple and special meet and greet with me after the show! All you need to do is open the iHeartRadio app and listen to the 24/7 Comedy station! https://t.co/AFXGzzxZfT https://t.co/LAn4BQ1tll
Its here! So excited to be a part of this film. Would you like to be a part of this history? The Irishman-coming soon to theaters and @NetflixFilm https://t.co/o6AQL1MA3S
I made it into the delivery room!!! Congrats !! https://t.co/JZM7iFLsl4
ProblySteve
@sdavlantes
@SebastianComedy thanks for helping us through labor! Might have to name the baby after you now 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/qb8ySvEi4q
@SebastianComedy thanks for helping us through labor! Might have to name the baby after you now 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/qb8ySvEi4q
Wow. I made it. I was mentioned in then Uglee Truth!! Glad you enjoyed the special! https://t.co/3w8hhjr5b4
It's been too long Atlantic City…. #YouBotherMeTour is coming to the Borgata Hotel Casino on October 5th in Atlantic City. Tickets go on-sale Friday 7/19 at 10am ET
Maybe I should worry about you https://t.co/qnTqkir4zu
Kevin P. Krestinski
@KevinK2009
@SebastianComedy hey Sebastian. Congrats on cryotherapy! But... you gave a lot of info on the cast about your habits. You go multiple times a week. Live close to clinic. In 1 search I found this. Be careful bro... security is utmost. https://t.co/ue9MBM6YCK
@SebastianComedy hey Sebastian. Congrats on cryotherapy! But... you gave a lot of info on the cast about your habits. You go multiple times a week. Live close to clinic. In 1 search I found this. Be careful bro... security is utmost. https://t.co/ue9MBM6YCK
Back in 2016 #tbt #martinscorsese exhibit in Australia. Shortly after this trip I booked a role in The Irishman which he directed. Funny how the world works. https://t.co/8shJAqmt87
There's still some tickets left for my show in Lincoln, CA! Get yours now at https://t.co/qlABSFpFKy #StayHungry https://t.co/FTgnMdH6Co
Thanks to @hodaandjenna for chatting with me about my upcoming @mtv @vmas appearance on August 26. https://t.co/UF86yNmIqk
I want my MTV! Get ready. See you Monday, August 26th at for the @MTV @vmas! https://t.co/Ym8PFK5kn8
Wow. This is going to be fun! Tune in to the @vmas LIVE Monday, August 26th at 9pm on @MTV. Thanks for having me @FallonTonight! https://t.co/CJpcRkYDsC
Tickets for my added show in Syracuse at the Landmark Theatre are now on sale! Grab yours right now: https://t.co/qlABSFpFKy #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/NpISulJsPe
Happy to be a part of the new season of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with my friend @JerrySeinfeld. Drops on @NetflixIsAJoke 7/19. https://t.co/hWSmjEkdXO
Pre-Sale is live! Syracuse get your tickets for my new show right now with the code: BOTHER https://t.co/qlABSFpFKy #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/6XKhSiyqwM
Syracuse, you ready? I'm adding a third show at the Landmark Theatre! Pre-sale is tomorrow 6/18 at 10AM using the code: BOTHER. General on-sale Friday 6/21 at 10AM. #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/GKTS4GekVU
Happy Fathers Day to all the hard working dads out there. Thanks for all the laughs dad. https://t.co/TUpAbvreQq
Tickets for my new October shows in Las Vegas are now on sale! Get yours right here: https://t.co/qlABSFpFKy #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/ITMiJbwCTY
Your wife ever bang up your car? Share your story.
Stay Hungry on Netflix now. https://t.co/FuvONOpIG5
The Vegas pre-sale is now live! Visit https://t.co/qlABSFpFKy to get your tickets for October 12th & 13th using code word: BOTHER.
#YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/dTtkiVqyci
Her favorite. ...... by the way 10 bucks to feed the giraffe. Giraffe is making more money than some people I know. https://t.co/2AMA1JsRIH
Additional show in Sarasota! Get your ticket - https://t.co/HS2MktufpG #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/LcBF88ezQd
Florida! The pre-sale is live! Get your tickets now! https://t.co/VL1kxRiXHC #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/PqpkQWkmj4
Floridians! I'll be performing in Lakeland on Nov. 29th and Sarasota on Nov. 30th! Use code: BOTHER to purchase pre-sale tickets starting at 9:30am on June 5th! General on sale June 7th at 9:30am. https://t.co/jliPSmml0l #YouBotherMeTour https://t.co/GyS1Rz8tTl
Pete Correale
Bro it’s the principal of it. I can’t have the review for the air b n b coming in saying “the guy next door is such a peach” https://t.co/lO8iphaS83
Ha haa I was way off with that one! https://t.co/sotbFxXKw7
Pete & Sebastian Quotes
@PandS_quotes
"There is no woman, without lifting and training, that is stronger than me." @mycorreale "Uhhh..." @SebastianComedy #EP368 https://t.co/SXthe0a6DB
"There is no woman, without lifting and training, that is stronger than me." @mycorreale "Uhhh..." @SebastianComedy #EP368 https://t.co/SXthe0a6DB
Toronto Opera House yeah baby!!!!!!! https://t.co/tDUBlMgfTM
Live Nation Ontario
@LiveNationON
JUST IN: Stand up comedian Pete Correale is coming to @OPERAHOUSETO on November 30! Grab tickets this Friday at 10am.
Join the Facebook event for more details: https://t.co/hjwzR7rgvb https://t.co/Srpz9vUCN3
JUST IN: Stand up comedian Pete Correale is coming to @OPERAHOUSETO on November 30! Grab tickets this Friday at 10am.
Join the Facebook event for more details: https://t.co/hjwzR7rgvb https://t.co/Srpz9vUCN3
Awesome Mish! We’ll see you there! Thanks https://t.co/TuduLpJwyi
Mish
@Mish_the_Dish
@mycorreale just snagged my ticket. See you in @JimmyinBoston's stomping ground. https://t.co/jdKLsFEPsC
@mycorreale just snagged my ticket. See you in @JimmyinBoston's stomping ground. https://t.co/jdKLsFEPsC
I was talking to @djlouwitzki and Sadie wanted to say hello to him. I told her to sing @djlouwitzki a little Neil Young. Lou being Lou hit record, ha haa I didn’t know it was gonna make it onto the cast. -after the gold rush-is the song. And thanks! https://t.co/8YsEegNgLI
Ha haa enough with the games. It’s over between us LA! https://t.co/mexvtGIJPY
Michael Watkins
@michaelwatkins7
Hey @mycorreale hate to break it to you bro but it seems LA Fitness misses me too. Maybe they should stop playing games and treat us right the first time. https://t.co/b7K0QuHLBv
Hey @mycorreale hate to break it to you bro but it seems LA Fitness misses me too. Maybe they should stop playing games and treat us right the first time. https://t.co/b7K0QuHLBv
Ask DiPalo about the time I took a piss on his property AFTER his awesome wife had already asked me if I needed to use the restroom before I drove home. Nick called my cell while I was driving, “Did I just see you taking a leak on my property?” Ha haa he’s one of my favorites! https://t.co/Vk3T9e7ac8
Ha haa!!!!! https://t.co/SoRg6SGNBO
Pete & Sebastian Quotes
@PandS_quotes
"The minute I take my underwear off…oh, it’s a parade!" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/kWNd9lrhsI
"The minute I take my underwear off…oh, it’s a parade!" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/kWNd9lrhsI
@NickDiPaolo posted this, wow! Long time ago, a great night I still remember. https://t.co/BoO9ecAIZl
The poster alone is fantastic, the movie would be an all time classi like platoon baby! https://t.co/dh9zgs3PVU
Pete & Sebastian Quotes
@PandS_quotes
"Maybe Kevin James will be like, 'I need you to co-star in a Vietnam movie!'" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/362uXrJpVN
"Maybe Kevin James will be like, 'I need you to co-star in a Vietnam movie!'" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/362uXrJpVN
Yeah it does you Dunkin Donuts coffee guzzling pain in my ass!
And I recorded my #pick a song and play along track. Wait till you see it! That’s right, I said “see it.”
I videotaped my performance-it’s more powerful than GaGa & Cooper @ the Oscars doing Shallow. https://t.co/KiN3FYScAX
Ha haa I got that one alot early in the career. It took me a while to realize it meant “write better material.” https://t.co/EmZCJUDPaa
I still feel bad about that but I needed to send a message. You bite the owner your done! Ha haa
Love hearing when you guys go back to the old ones. Thanks so much for listening brother.
PS coming back to Toronto This fall. Seriously hope you can make it and hang afterwards https://t.co/s5bDoul32V
So much classier w/the shades on! Ha haa!!!!!! https://t.co/mBnlbmyJkB
Pete & Sebastian Quotes
@PandS_quotes
"You’re fully ass-naked, takin’ a shit in the woods?" @SebastianComedy "Shades on. Keept it cool." @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/c56w2Kzfv7
"You’re fully ass-naked, takin’ a shit in the woods?" @SebastianComedy "Shades on. Keept it cool." @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/c56w2Kzfv7
DJ Louwitzki
Jimmy From Boston
This is the closest we’re gonna get to @djlouwitzki accepting the dance challenge!
@mycorreale @SebastianComedy
#FenwayPark https://t.co/b6VDLPfSrD
Something tells me this performance is going to be hyped, discussed & dissected more than the 1st time MJ moonwalked across the stage on national TV!
#PickASongAndSingAlong https://t.co/rcfuwWq7dS
Nice...it’s on!
Let’s hear it Petey...
Can’t wait!
Where you at @SebastianComedy & @djlouwitzki
#PAndSChallenge
#PickASongAndSingAlong https://t.co/BO1OtIWUeP
#PeteyLama
#SafeSpace
#Napitation https://t.co/IGVbwdw4UV
Pete & Sebastian Quotes
@PandS_quotes
"So the Petey Lama has to tell himself he’s in a safe space before he goes down for his newly-fabricated napitation! The guy naps at a Holiday Inn and acts like he dozed off in Kosovo!" @JimmyinBoston #EP367 https://t.co/rZlDbIi51K
"So the Petey Lama has to tell himself he’s in a safe space before he goes down for his newly-fabricated napitation! The guy naps at a Holiday Inn and acts like he dozed off in Kosovo!" @JimmyinBoston #EP367 https://t.co/rZlDbIi51K
I know your Mets are riding high @djlouwitzki but next Sunday when we’re throwing some back together at Fenway Park, the cathedral of Boston, you’re an honorary Sox fan...
At least for the day, kid!
JJ Watt
That’s a badass photo and a badass attitude!! Whatever your journey may be, I’m wishing you all the best in it! No regrets, no excuses! #DBWH https://t.co/1x9Qa9K0kU
Steph Osgood
@Steph_Osgood
@JJWatt I’m done dreaming, done with excuses, done with “she’s pretty but.....” Time for work! This is what work looks like! #mytime #dbwh #doinit https://t.co/pGzLRjdEqn
@JJWatt I’m done dreaming, done with excuses, done with “she’s pretty but.....” Time for work! This is what work looks like! #mytime #dbwh #doinit https://t.co/pGzLRjdEqn
Calder threw out the first pitch at the @JJWFoundation Charity Classic 5 years ago. Crazy how time flies! Awesome to be able to see him today and play some catch, although we had to cut it short because he had to save his arm for his HS practice tonight. Incredible kid! https://t.co/CdpOsL246B
Terribly sad news, can’t imagine it. Thoughts with the Drake family and everyone in the Steelers organization. https://t.co/hcQAe3nN2a
Poor bike never stood a chance.
We got my man Biraj all set up to get a new one though, no worries!! https://t.co/xUZnD1z8HN
Today was special.
Thank you to everyone in Wisconsin for the warm welcome home.
Having watched practice through those fences as a kid, dreaming about what it’d be like to play football for a living, I’m truly thankful to have had that opportunity today
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They’ve been to many games, but today was Mom & Dad’s first ever training camp practice.
“And our last”
- Big John after experiencing the heat and humidity 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/xOjLlxmhwN
I refuse to accept this French Dip slander. https://t.co/5EUKn2ta8d
Joanna Piacenza
@jpiacenza
IMPORTANT SANDWICH DATA
(h/t @WaltHickey, who supplies all the good snack #s): https://t.co/XEjLecxcJm https://t.co/ZaXvGv3j5q
IMPORTANT SANDWICH DATA
(h/t @WaltHickey, who supplies all the good snack #s): https://t.co/XEjLecxcJm https://t.co/ZaXvGv3j5q
Training camp off day & Houston Dash game tonight. Works out perfect.
Let’s Goooooo @KealiaOhai!!!!!
#DashTFOn https://t.co/Tn6OEPhaVb
The one who walks out of the storm is never the same as the one who walked in. https://t.co/KDx1B2NAh2
That’s literally what I get paid to do Darren. https://t.co/FKcSqoRtfz
Darren Rovell
@darrenrovell
Photo on @JJWatt’s training camp pass looks like he’s ready to tackle someone... https://t.co/OyjSZObRAh
Photo on @JJWatt’s training camp pass looks like he’s ready to tackle someone... https://t.co/OyjSZObRAh
While I wish it was, unfortunately it’s not. Hurricane Harvey caused over $125 BILLION of damage.
To see how the money was put into action, you can see the one year report pinned at the top of my profile. We will be releasing the two year report near the end of August. https://t.co/47LlWjlCt6
P&S Quotes
Is there a woman alive that can best Pete Correale physically, without the benefit of strength training? #EP368
"There is no woman, without lifting and training, that is stronger than me." @mycorreale "Uhhh..." @SebastianComedy #EP368 https://t.co/SXthe0a6DB
Slide on some shades and ball up some napkins, because #EP368 just slid out! https://t.co/UAkh9ITDjl
"Maybe Kevin James will be like, 'I need you to co-star in a Vietnam movie!'" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/362uXrJpVN
"What if your son wanted to wear your wife’s panties?" @SebastianComedy "Boarding school!" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/RcuZ9RyZjN
"You’re fully ass-naked, takin’ a shit in the woods?" @SebastianComedy "Shades on. Keept it cool." @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/c56w2Kzfv7
"That’s a lotta work, bro!" @SebastianComedy "Not next week when we put the outhouse in, baby! Gamechanger!" @mycorreale #EP367 https://t.co/UKE1qoUkEA
"I had 4 starbucks napkins that I got outta the dashboard of the ‘Ru!" @mycorreale "That’s a rough wipe!" @SebastianComedy #EP367 https://t.co/3TG3I7ryUu
"So the Petey Lama has to tell himself he’s in a safe space before he goes down for his newly-fabricated napitation! The guy naps at a Holiday Inn and acts like he dozed off in Kosovo!" @JimmyinBoston #EP367 https://t.co/rZlDbIi51K
He’s the best! Laying in some Tiny Tim under Petey’s “tiptoe” comment? The kid’s got range! 😂 https://t.co/Fx2yvr9lwI
Get your spider legs loosened up! Because like @mycorreale ’s hips, #EP367 is ready for action! https://t.co/w7KZB8kxK6
"This is not a hotel lobby! I’m not another guest! I know it’s charming, cause it’s a neighborhood. GTF outta here!" @mycorreale #EP366 #airbnb https://t.co/2UlsgwqRxY
"Jackie’s going to the cryo because of you…" @mycorreale "Doesn’t work. It’s over. It’s a scam." @SebastianComedy #EP366 https://t.co/IvxQzRx52U
"...Old Spider-legs @mycorreale , who in all honesty should have been arrested for indecency that he posted!" @JimmyinBoston #EP366 #airbangin #xratedbro https://t.co/QaEDtzyKRw
"I slide past her parents and say, 'you've got a lovely daughter!' And my mother-in-law leans forward and goes, SHE’S TAKEN!" @mycorreale #EP366 #loveontherocks https://t.co/yyh7thYaWu
Get yourself situated on the gym patio, because #EP366 is up like bare feet in a bulletproof hotel window! https://t.co/qclsDWfaLA
"You’re renting hotel rooms, when the gym has a beautiful patio you can work out of?" @SebastianComedy "Yeah, but nobody’s coming into his room with a ham sandwich, vaping!" @mycorreale #EP365 https://t.co/73M3ReEii7
"You’re on the cover of Variety magazine, and you’re cleaning the fuckin’ toilet in an airport!" @mycorreale "I’ll fuckin' clean a toilet if I have to!" @SebastianComedy #EP365 https://t.co/ruFFKv12ie
"I look like I’m passing away. My buddy calls be up and says, 'You look 73 years old. You look older than Seinfeld!'" @SebastianComedy #EP365 https://t.co/qusE5AOdED
"He said, 'Hey man, the toilet lining’s hanging out of the back of your pants.'" @SebastianComedy "The seat thing? The whole thing?! If TMZ caught that, there could be financial repercussions!" @mycorreale #EP365 https://t.co/PFEvnEuU11
If you alerted someone to an embarrassing bathroom mishap (like a trailing toilet liner), how would you digest that experience with your spouse? #EP365
"It’s time for a sneak peak-O, with Richard Grieco!" @PandS_Edits #EP365 #topfiveitalian https://t.co/YmDZqDssf4
Like a rich man’s piss on a country club golf course, #EP365 is now broadcasting everywhere! https://t.co/j6PkVjsvzF
"Everybody gets tipped right when they do the service. You take my bag? Ping! You get a twenty!" @SebastianComedy #EP364 https://t.co/R0ZzixWWez
The Kid From Buffalo
The fact that we haven't seen another democratic candidate on the debate stage question any of @AndrewYang 's answers, should let you know that what he's saying isn't debatable. It's just the facts. #Yang2020 #DemocraticDebate2020 #AndrewYang
Andrew Yang is the only candidate that is talking any sense. Don't let the news media fool you, Yang is far from a long shot. #DemocraticDebate
Context is everything, especially in comedy. To get mad at a comedian who’s only intention is to make people laugh is quite foolish.
The sole purpose of a comedian is to make light of an otherwise dark situation. Everything is funny, until it happens to you. https://t.co/tKZk8Dge1A
Great move, miserable finish. #USAvsMEX https://t.co/uv8vaNgeQh
FOX Soccer
@FOXSoccer
OHHH WHAT A MISS! 😱
Jozy Altidore does everything right to find himself with only Ochoa to beat, but he puts his shot wide. #GoldCup2019 https://t.co/mH5gEURMf1
OHHH WHAT A MISS! 😱
Jozy Altidore does everything right to find himself with only Ochoa to beat, but he puts his shot wide. #GoldCup2019 https://t.co/mH5gEURMf1
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